Year in a Weekend

Jess just received her notice in the mail that upon arriving in Texas she will be doing a year of celebrations to catch up on all that has been missed with her pals.  Genius plan, Joy, although I think Jess would benefit from slowing the years down as opposed to speeding them up.  Never-the-less, she is very excited for egg dying, birthday cake eating, trick-or-treating, and caroling!  She promptly went out and bought her white elephant Christmas gift. (Shown here wrapped- no spoilers! (...spoilers that you are getting a crappy gift that is.))