Sunday, September 9, 2012

QB Beauty Contest

Here I am cheering on the Bucs.

With the NFL season kicking off this week, Daron tuned into the game and I decided to entertain myself with the league in a different way.  Beauty Pageant!  Actually, a who looks friendliest off their Google pics pageant, but close enough.  You know I love to rank and classify...

I broke down the boys and put them in order of facial friendliness first by divisions.  Then I took the front runners in each division for the final ranking. Joe Flacco got lucky by being in a particularly mean looking division where the boys in the AFC-East got hosed.  Here is the breakdown and final 1-8 ranking. 

Joe Flacco- Baltimore Ravens
Brandon Weeden- Cleveland Browns
Andy Dalton- Cincinnati Bengals
Matt Roethlisberger- Pittsburgh Steelers

Jake Locker- Tennessee Titans
Blaine Gabbert- Jacksonville Jaguars
Andrew Luck- Indianapolis Colts
Matt Schaub- Houston Texans

AFC- East
Ryan Fitzpatrick-Buffalo Bills
Tom Brady- New England Patriots
Mark Sanchez- New York Jets
Ryan Tannehill- Miami Dolphins

AFC- West
Matt Cassel- Kansas City Cheifs
Philip Rivers- San Diego Chargers
Carson Palmer- Oakland Raiders
Peyton Manning- Denver Broncos

NFC- North
Matthew Stafford- Detroit Lions
Christian Ponder-Minnesota Vikings
Aaron Rodgers- Green Bay Packers
Jay Cutler- Chicago Bears

Josh Freeman- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Matt Ryan- Atlanta Falcons
Cam Newton- Carolina Panthers
Drew Brees- New Orleans Saints

NFC- East
Robert Griffin III
Tony Romo-Dallas Cowboys
Eli Manning- New York Giants
Michael Vick-Philadelphia Eagles

NFC- West
Sam Bradford- St. Louis Rams
Alex Smith- San Francisco 49ers
Russell Wilson- Seattle Seahawks
John Skelton-Arizona Cardinals

And the winner is!...
Lumberjack Ryan Fitzpatrick #1
Matt Cassell #2
Josh Freeman #3
Matt Stafford #4
Robert Griffin III #5
Sam Bradford #6
Jake Locker #7
Joe Flacco #8

Here's to a wonderful football season, Ryan!
Also this guy, because he rocks.

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